Horrific scenes at the local Adulting™ Club meeting in Brown Hill last night when attendees ran out of freakshows and reject to backstab, and started attacking each other instead.
‘Maybe it’s our alienation from the rat race that’s really the problem,’ one Adult™ said later while nursing a blood nose.
‘Yeah,’ said another sporting an eye patch with an arm in a sling, ‘Hiding from ourselves inside cliques filled with people who are as alienated, unfulfilled, codependent, full of self-loathing and preoccupied with the approval of everyone else who can’t think for themselves as we are. Ballarat is hell. Can I have some more oxycontin please?”